Entries tagged with “ice” from Centigrade

Who was the bright light that thought of putting ‘ice’ in the men’s urinal?

What, was some waiter scooping cubes into somebody’s glass then thought to himself, “Hey, wait! People could melt these with their pee!”

And guys, you know you can’t just do your business and leave. Oh no. You gotta make a game out of it. You start thinking to yourself, “Hmm… How many cubes can I melt before my pee runs out?”

And now, you’ve become this super hero, “I am Toxic Pee Man!” It’s like playin’ a game of ‘Break The Ice’, only with your wang. “If I can just blast through these last two, the whole thing will come crashing down.”

Anyway. I don’t know and I don’t care. The guy was a genius. And I’m hoping that he was at least promoted to Assistant Manager.