THERE'S A FALAFEL IN THE POOL
I know, I know.
Hasn’t been much in the way of a blog these last couple months. Too many people dying. Kind of knocked the wind out of me. No opinion opined. No salutations, provocations… nor contemplations to tickle (or spit) in the eye balls. Hell, there hasn’t even been a film review. (‘Get Smart’ sucked… There.)
Makes for a pretty crappy blog.
So, I’ve pulled the question marks out of my asterisk and decided to start hitting the keys again. Love, politics, urinals, pop culture and cinematic pursuits. I’ve a new tumbler of indigo and have begun to dip my quill. And so, for the few of you out there that still come by for a cup of sugar (or flounder to the face), I appreciate your your making the trip. Mighty neighborly. As for the other 6 1/2 billion that don’t even know this site exists? Check out Get Smart.
But I would like to throw out a little ‘yippity doo’ to the Iranian dipshit swimmer who refused to get into the pool during last weeks Olympic Qualifier. Turns out one of the other athletes competing against him was a Jew. And since Iran hasn’t yet developed their new ‘Jew chlorine’ the swimmer felt it best to go pee pee on his dream, as opposed to in the pool.
It is to him I say, ‘Mohammed. Asshole… May you forever find hummus in your speedo.’
C.
As my wonderful dad would say “may the fleas of a thousand camels infest his armpit”
Guess who we have in town at the moment!! Ms Condaleza-Rice, (please fix spelling if that is wrong colin) She’s here for dinner with some polly and is at Army base chatting to some widows, sadly not at the base where my son goes to daycare down the road, can you imagine? Hey, I’m here to pick up my son, and how ya going ms rice!! I’d love to see there ever changing greeting sign at the gate (which is so old they have to change manually with cards with letters on) RAAF Pearce welcomes the US Secretary of State!!! I bet she wouldn’t have to stand in the rain at the security gate getting her daypass like I do LOL!!!
Oh and other goss for you, the new Arts centre in Perth being opened shortly is to be called ‘The Heath Ledger Memorial Performing Arts Centre’ Told you Perth will be cashing in on that man forever!!
Your blog isn’t crappy, it’s the best one on the net, I love it (can’t you tell?)
And thanks for the tip on Get Smart, I won’t waste my Gold Pass tickets on going to see that then. Watching Zacharia tonight!!! Putting the kids to bed, grabbing a bottle of wine, bowl of popcorn and having a wonderful evening by myself! Yee Ha!!
Hah! What a loser! Wouldn’t want to watch him swim if he’s like that.
So, are you going to check out the new X-Files movie?
Cheers, Chev
p.s. Bexter is going to contact you to see if you need a hand financially to get to DragonCon (if you wanted to accept a little help from us).
Well I was but I don’t need to now since you just blabbed!! Chev!!!
Yes Colin, do you need any help with dragon*con, accomodation, airfairs, etc?
Bex